哈哈大笑學英語：校園笑話一籮筐


	笑，能敞開自己心胸，說話變的幽默　　笑，能紓緩臉部線條，美語說的流暢　　笑，能活化腦部細胞，句子記得清楚　　本書蒐集多篇校園笑話，這些笑話用字遣辭淺顯易懂，每篇笑話後皆有參考譯文並特別附註單詞片語加強重點學習，另配有生動活潑的插圖。簡單易學，不用死記苦背，實用易懂輕輕鬆鬆在幽默的短篇笑話中潛移默化的學英文。


	目錄 An Abstract Drawing　一幅抽象畫009 Very Long Absence　長時間缺席012 Typing　打字015 The Swimmer　游泳者018 Leading Questions　誘導性的提問021 Overcrowded Moon　擁擠的月亮024 The Professor　Lunch　教授的午餐027 Keys Kiss　鑰匙還是接吻030 I Will Forget It　我會忘記的033 A Strange Computer　一臺奇怪的電腦036 An Interesting Answer　趣答039 What Does Johnson Want to Borrow　巧借網球拍042 A ero　一位「英雄」045 Both Are Busy　彼此都很忙048 Keep it a Secret　保密051 She Is Not Good at Playing the Piano 　她不擅長彈鋼琴054 Is He Bald　他是禿子嗎﹖057 Are You Going to Dance　你要跳舞嗎﹖060 That the HogRoom　那是豬舍063 Where Are His Fingers　他的手指在哪兒﹖066 Biscuit and Rock　餅幹和巖石069 Why Do you Want an Elephant?　你為什麼需要一頭大象﹖072 Not Enough Money　錢不夠075 INot a Veterinarian　我不是獸醫078 I Hope So　我希望如此081 A Dirty Restaurant　骯臟的飯館084 You Forgot to Eat　你忘了吃飯了087 I Not Fussy　我不挑剔090 Two Economists　兩位經濟學家093 It Caught Fire　被火燒了096 I Can Eat Eight Pieces　我吃不了8塊099 The Spider Will Eat It　蜘蛛會把牠吃掉102 Eleven Inches Long　11英寸長105 Is He Somebody?　他是大人物嗎﹖108 All Languages Spoken　講各種語言111 Three Dollars for Two Pigs　2頭豬3美元114 A Miracle　奇蹟117 ThatWhat Makes It So Rare　這就是其珍貴之處120 ColumbusTelephone Number　哥倫布的電話號碼123 Lightning　閃電126 The Biggest in the World　世界上最大的129 An Entrance Examination　入學考試132 She Is Too Fat　一個頂倆135 Improvement　進步138 You Can Fly　不會飛141 I Don Feel like Getting into an Argument　我不想爭論144 The Dean Words　院長的話147 Lady First　女士優先150 The Fish Net　魚網153 When Do People Talk Least　人什麼時候話最少156 I Left It whit the Dentist　我把它留在牙醫那兒了159 A Special Football Match　特殊的足球賽162 How Many Rabbits　多少隻兔子﹖165 Half or Five Tenths　半個還是十分之五168 Logic Reasoning　邏輯推理171 Taken for Granted　理所當然174 Do you Have a Good Memory?　你的記憶力好嗎﹖177 A Careless Barber!　粗心的理髮學員180 When Was Rome Built　羅馬是什麼時候建成的﹖183 He Knows the Answer　他知道答案186 Big Head　大腦袋189 The Teacher and Tom　老師和湯姆192