英文幽默短文精選100篇 - 城邦阅读花园


	本書內容每篇短文具笑話題材幽默性；讓你有興趣欣賞閱讀，對讀者無論聽、說、讀、寫無行中可提昇你的中、英文程度增加你笑話題材及培育幽默感。可讓讀者更了解詳閱本書對中文、英文幽默感均有實際獲益。


	目錄前言目錄 1.First Day of School 上學第一天 2.Which Would You Like to Have? 你要哪個? 3.Making a Call 打電話 4.I’m Glad 我很高興 5.Good News and Bad News 好消息與壞消息 6.A Good Meal 美餐一頓 7.It’s His Fault 是他的錯 8.You Are on My Side 你在我一邊 9.If I Can Catch You, I can Have You 要是逮著你,就擁有你 10.The Key to You Box in the Letter 信箱的鑰匙在你信裡 11.Prettier Without Glasses 不戴眼鏡會更美 12.Henpecked Husbands 怕老婆的丈夫 13.You Have the Wrong Number 你打錯電話了 14.I will Pay the Money for the Word 我願意付這個詞的錢 15.An Observant Passenger 一個有心的乘客 16.Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? 有人要乾淨的盤子嗎? 17.Who Is Responsible for It 誰對此負責 18.Two Tickets for the Musical Show 兩張聽音樂表演的票 19.Fire 火情 20.My Wife Is Having a Heart Attack 妻子得了心臟病 21.He Works for Himself All His Life 他一生只為自己工作 22.A Rick Father 有錢的父親 23.On Miracle 論奇蹟 24.A Big Christmas Party on the Ice 冰上的一次聖誕晚會 25.A Useful Lesson 有益的教訓 26.The Bank Sets You Free 銀行釋放你了 27.A Telephone Call 一個電話 28.I Am Mr. Gilbert Himself 我是吉爾伯特本人 29.Ceased Beating Your Wife? 你停止打你妻子了嗎? 30.Mother, I Want to Go to the Lavatory 媽媽,我要上廁所 31.A Different Kind of Audience 不同的聽眾 32.The Taxi Driver 出租車司機 33.New Year Resolution 新年決定 34.Wrong Number 打錯了 35.Motive and Action 動機與行動 36.Whose Dog? 誰的狗? 37.Whose Bones? 誰的骨頭? 38.Most Expensive Thing 最貴重的東西 39.I Can’t See Clearly 我看不清楚 40.Such a Neighbour 如此鄰居 41.Fix the Window 修窗戶 42.I’d Like Trains 我喜歡火車 43.Snake For Show and Tell 一條用作表演的蛇 44.Flower-planting 種花 45.An Episode in the Train 旅途小插曲 46.My Coat Fell down the Stairs 我的外衣摔下樓梯了 47.You Say the Most Wonderful Thing 你說得太動聽了 48.The Judge And The Accused 法官與被告 49.Christmas Tree 聖誕樹 50.Impossible to Obey 難以從命 51.A Very Large Hole Right above My Bed 我的床上面穿了一個洞 52.Not a Crime but a Miracle 不是犯罪而是奇蹟 53.I Want It In Your Right Arm, Please 我要它扎在你的右手臂上 54.Difficult Husbands 難伺候的丈夫 55.Service Charge 服務費 56.It Made No Difference 都一樣 57.Who Is George Washington? 誰是喬治‧華盛頓? 58.Exchange Your Cosmetics 互換化妝品 59.A Bad Impression 一個壞印象 60.Man Outside 外面有人等 61.Honeymooners 蜜月新人 62.Before the Trouble Starts 麻煩出現以前 63.Your Have Left Your Parcel There 包裹就在你房間裡 64.A Car and Two Tickets 車和兩張戲票 65.I Have Them All 我都有了 66.What Was Wrong With It? 哪兒不對? 67.Napoleon Was Ill 拿破崙病了 68.Sometimes It’s Mine 有時屬於我 69.Scare Me Half to Death 把我嚇個半死 70.The Man Who Never Puts a Foot Wrong 循規蹈矩的人 71.Conglomerate on Wheels 輪子上的聯合企業 72.Got You 可逮著你了 73.Christmas Gift 聖誕禮物 74.Take Another Chance 在冒一次險 75.Helen & Mary 海倫和瑪麗 76.Haven’t Got a Penny 身無分文 77.Look Like Your Father 像你爸爸 78.Secret Weapon 秘密武器 79.Safety-Conscience 安全意識 80.A Glass of Beer 一杯啤酒 81.Great Imagination 超凡的想像力 82.Be Honest 實話實說 83.A Good Singer 好歌手 84.The Man Who Threw That Stone 投石之人 85.The Way to Speak 講話的方式 86.We Have Hit Land! 擱淺了! 87.Not Good At All 糟透了 88.Work One Day A Week 一週工作一天 89.It’s My husband’s 那是我丈夫的 90.Change Your Business 改換你的工作 91.God Only Knows 只有上帝知道 92.Police’s Hospitality 警察的款待 93.Mark Twain and the Barber 馬克‧吐溫和理髮師 94.Jack London and the Editor 杰可‧倫敦與編輯 95.Paderevski and Miss Smith 帕德烈夫斯基與史密斯小姐 96.The Wrong Vice-President 搞錯了的副總統 97.Something for Everybody 可以給任何人的東西 98.I Am Not Wrong 我沒弄錯 99.Too Much 太多了 100.Cigarettes Or Hamster? 香烟還是倉鼠